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Not so pleasant behavior on Point Pleasant's boardwalk
There isn't much in this world that gets me more excited than a boardwalk at night. The neon lights, the smell of greasy snacks, the call of the barkers, the electronic buzz of the arcades there's just something about it that makes me a kid again. I never hesitate to jump on an opportunity to hit up the boardwalk especially when that boardwalk is Point Pleasant in my opinion the most balanced on the Jersey Shore.
Jenkinson's Boardwalk at Point Pleasant
I doubt there are many people reading this that don't know what the Point Pleasant boardwalk is all about, so I'll save the detail, but quickly it's got rides and games, and bars and clubs, and food and fireworks, and it's appealing to both families and rowdies alike, and it's wellmaintained and clean,[url=http://www.fcgeo.ca]ugg boots womens[/url], and it's all easily walkable from end to end.
Most 20somethings know it best for Tiki Bar during the day, Jenks club at night, and Joey Tomatoes in the wee hours waiting for a cab. And while all that is great (and highly recommended), many may not realize that there are plenty of other ways available to enhance your bingedrinking experience on the boards.
For example Throw back a few dozen bombs of your choice at the Boardwalk Bar and Grill, then head next door to the where you can step on rubber arses that spout flatulent sounds. Hilarious, and a good way to kill a few hours between bars. trust me, in that altered state, in won't get old. Warning make sure you keep those antics in check as I hope you would expect, the Point Pleasant police force is not one to toy with I think I've seen more cuffed drunks in Point than any other town besides, you'd be a real jerk to jump around a funhouse shouting expletives with all those kids around.
Of course there's always tipsy Dance Dance Revolution and Slappy Frog one allows you to practice all your awesome dance moves before tearing it up at Jenks, and the other lets you launch frogs with a mallet. need I explain more.
I'd rather win one of the rubber frogs than anything they usually offer
If you want to cool it down for a while, you can sober up a bit at one of three minigolf courses. Personally I rarely have the patience to play a full game of PuttPutt without throwing an ADD fit and quickly losing my ball in road traffic after whacking it a little too hard at the tin looptyloop (especially after Red Bull and Vodka). Fortunately for those of you like me, Castaway Cove has plenty of nooks, props, and obstacles to nail your balls at, including a multilevel waterfall and a pirate's lair full of OneEyed Willie's booty.
But if you are anything like me, you'll skip the sobering stage and instead amass armloads of crane prizes as your clear judgment in budgeting disappears like so many Surfers on Acid. Try this order shot. pay. don't tip. drink shot. find nearest crane machine. insert wouldbe tip money into slot. win bootleg Shrek plush. return to bar. offer Shrek as tip. repeat. Bartenders love it when you give them crappy arcade prizes as tips. Money is so standard, so. practical. What they REALLY want is a fistful of spider rings and Chinese Finger Traps.
Only in the wacky world of Skill Crane do Mets basketballs make any bit of sense
The cranes can be frustrating. It's like they are programmed when to "grab" and when to discretely "let go" not unlike your standard casino slot machine. Now it's pretty safe to say that this particular situation appears to apply more to the "big prize" machines your Ipod and Coach bags and the sort much more than your typical f. But still, after a night dancing The Mojito, no amount of common sense will keep you from blowing your paycheck trying to win the XBox wrapped in a Johan Santana jersey out of the gigantic claw in the front of Franks Fun Center. Just think how cool you'd look walking into Martell's with a crisp new uniform and home video game system! Of course you never win, and end up settling for a Sesame Street bucket hat instead. but so goes drunk night on the boards in Point.
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